Monday, February 28, 2011

One day at the Fitness Center.

There are 5 guys in the locker room of a welknown fitness center, they changed clothes, suddenly sounding ring of a Mobilephone on a bench near them, one of them then took that gadget and answered, heard the conversation as follows:

> Man: Hello...?
< Gadget: Hallo Darling ...it's me ... You are in the Fitness Centre, aren't you ...?
> Man: Yeah ...! What's going on ?
< Gadget: Darling ... I'm at the Garden Orchid Mall ... then I look in the display for nice jacket and the price is only Rp. 750.000, may I buy ? Okey ?
> Man: Okay ... take ... but do not forget the bil please !
< Gadget: Incidentally there is an exhibition of Honda CRV on the ground floor that you saw which published in the news paper this morning.
> Man: How much is ...
< Gadget: Not really expensive ..it's only Rp. 380 million ...take it ...or not, okey ? 
> Man: Yes ... please take it ... but do not forget the bil ... OK?
< Gadget: Please hang on a minute honey ... Darling, do you remember the Apartment at Orchid Park is on the 18th floor,... with 3 rooms. He said he wil sell with special price, very cheap ... and I'm sure that you also love this, right ?
> Man: How much ...?
< Gadget: Not realy expensive ... only Rp. 850 million ... take it or not ...?
> Man: Please bargain ... if possible not ore than Rp. 700 milion ...
< Gadget: Okay Darling ... thank's a lot dear ... I love you ...
> Man: Me too ... bye ...

After finished the conversation, he asked all men in the room who have this gadget.


> Man: Anyone know, who has this gadget yeah... ...???

Indonesian says:

Suatu hari di Fitness Center


Ada 5 cowok di kamar ganti pria sebuah fitness centre yang beken, lagi asyik-asyiknya mereka mengganti pakaian, tiba-tiba terdengar deringan Hp di bangku panjang dekat mereka, seorang dari mereka lalu mengambil HP tersebut dan menjawab, terdengar percakapan sebagai berikut:
>Pria : Halo...?
<HP   : Haloo mas...ini aku...Mas di Fitnes Centre khan...?
>Pria : Ya....ada apa....?
<HP   : Mas....aku lagi di Mall Taman Anggrek....trus aku ngeliat jaket bulu yang  bagus di etalase dan harganya cuma Rp. 750.000, boleh gak beli?......Boleh ya?
>Pria : Iya dech....ambil....tapi jangan lupa kwitansinya....ya!

<HP: Kebetulan ada pameran Honda CRV di lantai dasar....itu lho yang dimuat di koran tadi pagi.
>Pria : Harganya berapa...?
<HP: Nggak mahal kok...cuma Rp. 380-an juta....ambil nggak....pengin gak?
>Pria : Ya....udah ambil dech....tapi jangan lupa kwitansinya....ok
<HP   : Sebentar jangan ditutup dulu....itu lho Mas...tahu khan, Apartemen Taman Anggrek yang di lantai 18,...yang 3 kamar. Katanya mo di  jual....dan lagi murah.  Mas juga juga suka apartemen itu khan? 
>Pria : Harganya berapa....?
<HP   : Nggak mahal koq....cuma Rp. 850 juta....ambil nggak....?
>Pria : Tawar dong....kalo bisa jangan lebih dari Rp. 700 juta..
<HP   : Iya dech....oke Mas...makasih banyak lho....aku sayang Mas....
>Pria : Mas juga....daaah...

Setelah pembicaraan selesai, pria itu bertanya kepada kesemua pria yang ada di dalam ruangan tersebut.

>Pria : Ada yang tahu, HP ini punya siapa yaaaahh...?????

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